SEO Moz-mobile: Where in the world is it?
Moz-mobile: spotted in London's St. Pancras
Limo might be a high-speed train !
On a recent trip to London's King's Cross, St. Pancras international train station, our intrepid explorer tracked down a rumour that the SEO Moz-mobile had been spotted frequenting the area.
Goodness only knows what he expected to find, because lo and behold - the moz-mobile has transformed into a High-speed train, capable of doing nearly 200 mph or over 300 km/h!
Not to be intimidated easily, our explorer-come-investigative-reporter fought his way through iron-fist style security, overcame numerous state-of-the-art electronic surveillance systems and armed guards and managed to snap this, the only known genuine photograph of the Transformers current persona - the high-speed train.
The Mayor of London was not available to comment, but sources close to the wife of the neighbour's best friend who lives in the same street as Mayor Johnson said: "We couldn't believe it! After all these years, we thought the Eurostar was just a handy way of getting to Disneyland Paris, little did we know it was actually the SEO Moz-mobile!"
Rumours abound that the special moz-mobile has actually served as her Majesty's train to Balmoral Castle. Palace spokesmen denied that her Majesty is actually an SEO Moz Pro member but did confirm that she never fails to attend the weekly episodes of "Whiteboard Friday".
SEO Moz CEO Rand Fishkin is reported to have been invited to Her Majesty's annual link-building garden party. He was also unavailable to comment.
-- Spleuters news


